I'm almost on a roll here...

From the last page:

Kobi - I'll start Monday - 7:30 AM sharp, but I would have a hard time working with fur friends around to play with. I'd be throwing them the ball, petting them and keeping at least one of them with me at all times.


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Now, as a DTS, you must know that Kobi's furkids will be with her BUT...Bubbles gets stored in the garbage can until the end of the work day. And if you have time you must dust that desk of hers. Also, Rob likes to spend time w/ some weird friend of his that shows up in a cut off mini skirt. You are not allowed to laugh at Rob and his friend, but you must take pics to post on BT.

We are going to have to find a way to keep Jerry fresh...

And we are adding Tara to our list!!! We get to go in late (West Coast time) & leave drunk!! This is fabulous!!!

Thanks Brad, I needed that.

haha Linda got it this time...

Okay, PS, I'm out of the loop. What's a DTS? I know what the DT's are, but.........
I don't know if I could not laugh at the weird friend in mini skirt (and a beard).

BC. It looks like the gymnast got it.

I think the gymnast is "suck many kinds of natural nutrition protect wet composition" myself but I could be wrong.

And - DTS is Drunken Tempting Secretary.

Cool - so we start at Tom's, go to Jerry's, then to Kobi's and then out to Tara's. We can either start or finish drunk or just remain drunk except for however is driving.

I'm liking this...

(Message edited by mara2196 on August 12, 2008)

I'm sorry but I just had to contribute too

Oh. Thanks Mara.
Resist the climate to the harmful effects that the lips cause effectively, make the lips keep the moist feeling.

I wonder if a DTS wrote that?

That wasn't nice...Lord forgive me.



(Message edited by BlueHarley on August 12, 2008)

(Message edited by BlueHarley on August 12, 2008)

I would but I have NO idea what you wrote BH

Maybe you should keep this in mind next time.

LInda, I meant you got it this time...from MPT.

What is DTS?

Mo it was slight reference to your last PIC's

Who want's to know what BH wrote?
Send cash, money order, Visa / Master card.

Think I will head out before I get in trouble...may join in later....ya'll have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if it has anything to do with the traveling trojan or are we talking about Bob again?

BC - DTS - Drunken Tempting Secretary

Is MPT a marine park tag?

Ok - so all of this reminds me a little trip earlier this year. We went to the BVI's by way of St. Marten. And while we had a layover @ St. Marten we went to the Sunset Bar and Grill - or something like that. Anywho - we're sitting there having a beer and a van/truck drives by advertising Tampons. This is just a regular truck/van like a small DHL van but it had it's advertising on it. I laughed so hard but the best part was Stuart's comment...he says "If you really want to drive the van I could probably pull a few strings to make it happen". I almost peed myself.

MPT - Master Page Turner

I hate acronyms...lol...

I bid $25.25

No way - I bid $26.26

gosh you guys are rollin today!!
Whoo-HOOO!!

(Message edited by kristi_tn on August 12, 2008)

I saw Timmmy the other day...
HELLOOOOO Timmmy...whats new?


BETTESISIS is still not around...missyagirl!

Hope you all are having a great day. I am working late which is never really a good thing...oh well...

I want to hire a DTS, no work required just stagger around a bit. Oh yeah, if W.H.N. shows up, said DTS has to be good at hiding

I just had a great idea....

Let's have a Progressive Work Day

we go to the BTr to our right and do their job for a day, then the next person to the right the next day until we've done a big circle.

LOL!!! Let's see.... who is the first BTr to have my day managing Pacific Rescue... I believe it would be Rog/Karen (assuming they are standing facing the water ~ as all good BTrs should) and I will go to CB's and tune pianos
Cynde gets really lucky... she gets to be Rog/Karen and be retired for the day

Whaddya think???? We'll move clockwise around the world. BOB was only the beginning of the madness!!!

Wish I could have played today, looks like you folks had fun. Off to throw some ahi on top of some greens make a raspberry vinaigrette dressing and call it a "tuna salad". That and some fresh baked garlic bread (thanks to a local bakery) is all I can manage tonight. If the kids don't like it - the cats and puppies will.

Be well all, CYA

R.A., did I tell you I got the e-mail?

I don't want to dip candles, give me my ball back, I don't want to play any more.


Check please.

Hold on T.

OK, I know it's late by some time zones, but the NEW ice cream truck just went around the lake, playing CHRISTMAS music, followed by some sad song from Brian's Song or Love Story...one of those, all to the (sarcastic!) WONDERFUL music box music of an ice cream truck.

This has got to be one crazy ice cream man! Warning, it's self employment for seriously crazy people! Seriously.

Ok, now back to my 2 slices of cheese pizza then a workout. Ugh. I'm in training for a Bonaire countdown. Could be worse!

OH, and the pool guy said I just need to pick a new liner and he can get it for 75% of cost, and he's charging me $200 for fill dirt, smoothing of that dirt, and the liner change.

I could really go nuts with the liner and pick the coral reef one that is so cool (but maybe too much), or I could be "sophisticated" and pick one that looks like tile at the top with nice water with light under...... Got till tomorrow to decide.

Have a great night wherever you are! xx

Just went to the local pet shop for some flea stuff and guess what I got.....
a FURMINATOR!!!!!

Rasta and the boyz are in for a treat before I goop them up with flea stuff

LOL....Boom!! They will probably LOVE you though; they are cool.

I may buy the baby one from QVC as Bits, on occasion, sheds a few hairs All three of our girls are going to the groomer in the AM. and then they'll get their Frontline Plus and be singing "ain't no fleas on me!" LOL

The Beach Boys are playing at our county fair tonight (tomorrow is Sara Evans). We live about .75 miles from the fairgrounds and the girls don't like their music LOL! They were outside barking at "Surf City" I can hear it fairly well and we didn't pay a dime! Last night was the first night and we saw some awesome fireworks around 10:30. We're not fair people so no funnel cake for me

Also last night was motocross racing and that racket went on until 2 AM. Know how I know? I was still up with the no sleep um's aka hormones LOL!

Kobi don't ya love free stuff.... we can hear music from our outdoor concert theater and even when it's music I don't like I get a tinge of "Gotcha"!!! I know I'm so cheep!

Time for me to roll up the sidewalk and head on home. Guy is on duty tonight so it's just me, the kids, the furminator and the fleas I've got a plan for the fleas!!!!

Perhaps I'll see ya'll in a little bit.
If not....

Sweet Dreams

'Nite, Boom! Safe drive home and good luck with the fleas. Thankfully we have not have any for eons. Send them off to the circus for sure LOL!

I'm going to attempt to hit the hay early tonight. The Boys are still playing at the fair so hope I can get some shut eye here shortly. Fireworks each night but the girls don't mind all that; they just hate that music LOL!

Watching a bit of olympic men's volleyball..hubba, hubba!!!

RA, thanks for the giggles earlier today. Will do that again soon

Safe travels, Donna!

See you all tomorrow; same place!

Hey Tom, I'm glad you liked the e-mail! . I have many more where that came from! LOL! maybe even a Ted Nugent one!

Hey Church lady Kobi, did you do your good deeds??

Tara, YGM!

Ok, if I was to go work for the person to my right, that would be Kobi, I think. I tell you what, no one better have no dang problems w/ their stupid motors, or we will all be out of beer and chocolate! And that is NOT going to be good! BUT, if I was to face the ocean, like all good BTer's should, I think I get to be Gail for the day!! Which means my day would consist of hanging out, in a retirement state of mind, by the pool!! It's gonna be just like home!!!!

RA, I did my deed Had a larger than normal crowd and we served some good veggie soup and samiches. I behaved too! Thanks again for the chuckles!

PS, so far haven't had chocolate or beer motor emergencies this week. It's been Cargill so NO TURKEY burgers or cutlets LOL!

I am gonna smack Cynde In a good way. I went to Engrish.com and have been LMFAO for a good while now! That s**t is just WRONG LOL! Some of the funniest shtuff I've seen.

I really need to get my worn out self to bed You gals have a great night!!!

(Message edited by ayorkiemom on August 12, 2008)

I'm going to bed too. I have 2 newspapers I haven't read yet. Small town paper, comes out twice a week. Got to get my Suduko fix...
Mom & I are going out tomorrow. I'm sure we're going to Michaels to look at art stuff and I think I'll take her to lunch. It's gonna be a good day!!
Nite yall!!

THANK YOU to all of you for the cards and plants and everything...Mom's came tonite, so I'll take it and the cards to her tomorrow.

Well, I'm home and ya'll are gone kathy, I missed it, what was the outcome of the pool emptying? You have to get a new dirt and liner now?

Furminator, Boom, let me know how it works, it looks like a razor blade...eee gads! Our's shed and I'm constantly vaccuming up or picking up furballs...

Well, I just ordered the Furminator online, so I hope it's worth it! lol!

well, I'm mostly packed and ready to roll for Maine...Amanda did well on her GRE's (instant feedback on the computere!) and she is meeting with the professor from the U of NH on Thursday morning and possibly going out into the field to do some research with him....she had a chance to meet with people from the U of Maine, too, but couldn't fit both things into the same day.

Thanks everyone for the good wishes for Amanda and the trip...New England here we come...

Safe travels Donna.

Cynde I spent a long time (especially LG) brushing the kids. It removed a LOT of fur off of the cats and quite a lot off of Rasta considering she's not a long haired critter. I showed it to Bob and at first he didn't want anything to do with it but I went back after he sacked out on a chair and petted him while I brushed him. He ended up following me into the kitchen when I stopped to throw out the loose fur. LG just wanted to play with it at first but eventually he decided it felt good too. I've Advantaged them all (alternating with Frontline).
Little Guy just jumped up on the couch with me and I got nairy a hair when I petted him That's unheard of!

How much did you pay Online? I paid $44 for the medium.

Donna, have a great trip with the family.

Boom, I furminate my long haired cats, and it's scarey how much hair comes off.

Cynde STOP posting those translations....you're killing me...I love them.

My girlfriend from China told me yesterday that she had a cold foot over her recent purchases....STOP it, Hsao-Pei! It's ok...she laughs at me being stupid with my Chinese customers.

Can't keep up with the threads...hugs and cheers to everyone as needed, as usual...

(Message edited by barbara_gibson on August 13, 2008)

Oh, and, Boom, try jefferspet.com for good prices.








No, Freddie...I don't work there....

CB - major hugs to you my friend
Can't wait to meet up some day soon to give it in person. Be safe traveling up and down the coast and BIG HUGS to your mom!

CB, you sure you don't work there? lol...

Boom, I paid more. I think it was 46 before taxes and shipping. THE most expensive dog brush I've ever purchased, but all the customer feedback was great, plus yours and now CBs, will be worth it. We always joke that we need a "clean room" to get dressed in before we leave the house...lol...

CB, just for you

Correction... I paid $46.99 - just tossed the package out this morning...

So Guy gets home and had on a dark t-shirt. He picked up LG for a welcome hug which would normally leave him hairy and kind of yellowish This morning.... nothing!!!

I'm very impressed!