By Jerry Gauron (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1468) on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 9:52 am: |
Let's start the day with a smile.
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By ...boom dee ay (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #2112) on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 10:01 am: |
Nice chuckle Jerry... I'm afraid it's a little too early for me and I'm out of coffee. I'm off to the coffee shop, blading and breakfast
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By Grasshopper (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #19258) on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 10:16 am: |
Well aren't we in a good mood this morning...lol! I'm just getting to my coffee...will have to think of something after I wake up...lol!
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By Christine B (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #423) on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 11:42 am: |
These are wonderful, Jerry. Can't wait to share them with my other friends.
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By Barbara Gibson (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #104) on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 11:49 am: |
How about Truman Capote, to a friend trying to guess a woman's age: "Why don't you just cut off her leg and count the rings?".
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By Mara (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #647) on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 11:50 am: |
Jerry - thanks for the chuckle.
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By Christine B (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #426) on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 12:32 pm: |
William Shakespeare's famous quote:
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By Susan (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1694) on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 1:19 pm: |
"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force"
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By Jerry Gauron (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1476) on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 1:23 pm: |
Dorothy is my kind of gal, and every one else's also!
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By Susan (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1695) on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 1:48 pm: |
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By Cecil (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4975) on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 2:19 pm: |
He has a titanic mind......in a world of icebergs.
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By Jerry Gauron (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1478) on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 2:43 pm: |
A very old woman wants to end her life, thinking that a gun short through the heart would be best, but she's unsure at to where the heart is, she call her doctor and is told her heart is near the center of her left breast. The next day the old woman calls her doctor back. Hay, I thought you said that my heart was in the center of my left breast? It is replied the doctor, hell it is said the old woman, I just blew off my knee cap!
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By Brian (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1714) on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 3:14 pm: |
Winston Churchill being heckled - "Madam I may be drunk; you are ugly, but I will be sober in the morning"
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By Rosanne (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #473) on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 - 5:50 pm: |
I love stupid celebrity quotes. How about one from Brooke Shields:
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