Jerry...you kill me...I think we need a new game...any ideas?

Please...something funny. Not having a good day over here.

How about we wright a short story?

What's wrong Tribs?
You can tell Dr. Bob, there is no one here anyhow.

You are driving me to drink.
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See you guys are getting to me!

I want that glass!

How do we write a story? AND where is everyone else today???

OK, add on...I'll start before Jerry posts all the pics he has saved on his puter...lol...hee hee...

It was a cold, dark, and stormy night....

next?

I just turned on the news in time to hear that they caught one of the missing Egyptian students trying to use an invalid ticket at O'Hare airport. The Chicago police have detained him. This is one stressful day....

Oopps....sorry

Ok....

It was a cold, dark, and stormy night and my computer wouldn't stay on for me to play with my BT friends so I decided to...

It was a cold, dark, and stormy night and my computer wouldn't stay on for me to play with my BT friends so I decided to take the dogs out for a walk. When I opened the front door, to my surprise....

It was a cold, dark, and stormy night and my computer wouldn't stay on for me to play with my BT friends so I decided to take the dogs out for a walk. When I opened the front door, to my surprise, a florist delivery person was coming up the walk with......

It was a cold, dark, and stormy night and my computer wouldn't stay on for me to play with my BT friends so I decided to take the dogs out for a walk. When I opened the front door, to my surprise, a florist delivery person was coming up the walk with a dozen roses, a balloon bouquet and a monkey. I asked...

It was a cold, dark, and stormy night and my computer wouldn't stay on for me to play with my BT friends so I decided to take the dogs out for a walk. When I opened the front door, to my surprise, a florist delivery person was coming up the walk with a dozen roses, a balloon bouquet and a monkey. I asked "does the monkey come with roses and balloons?" The florist looked at me angrily and said....

It was a cold, dark, and stormy night and my computer wouldn't stay on for me to play with my BT friends so I decided to take the dogs out for a walk. When I opened the front door, to my surprise, a florist delivery person was coming up the walk with a dozen roses, a balloon bouquet and a monkey. I asked, are you Mrs Smith, yes I am, your husband ran off with another woman, enjoy the monkey!

There has to be a better way to do this?

Let's go with Jerry's...I like his better...lol..

Continue on!

OK, we'll go with mine...

It was a cold, dark, and stormy night and my computer wouldn't stay on for me to play with my BT friends so I decided to take the dogs out for a walk. When I opened the front door, to my surprise, a florist delivery person was coming up the walk with a dozen roses, a balloon bouquet and a monkey. I asked "does the monkey come with roses and balloons?" The florist looked at me angrily and said "NO THIS IS MY MONKEY AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT"...I sheepishly appologized and brought the flowers and balloons into the house. I opened the card and...

Boy do I need the laugh - muchas gracias!!
Jerry's lots of imagination - love it -- specially the "monkey"

It was a cold, dark, and stormy night and my computer wouldn't stay on for me to play with my BT friends so I decided to take the dogs out for a walk. When I opened the front door, to my surprise, a florist delivery person was coming up the walk with a dozen roses, a balloon bouquet and a monkey. I asked "does the monkey come with roses and balloons?" The florist looked at me angrily and said "NO THIS IS MY MONKEY AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT"...I sheepishly apologized and brought the flowers and balloons into the house. I opened the card and discovered that the flowers and balloons were for my neighbor. I walked them over to her, but when she answered the door...

I remembered that she was the person that had me arrested for....

It was a cold, dark, and stormy night and my computer wouldn't stay on for me to play with my BT friends so I decided to take the dogs out for a walk. When I opened the front door, to my surprise, a florist delivery person was coming up the walk with a dozen roses, a balloon bouquet and a monkey. I asked "does the monkey come with roses and balloons?" The florist looked at me angrily and said "NO THIS IS MY MONKEY AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT"...I sheepishly apologized and brought the flowers and balloons into the house. I opened the card and discovered that the flowers and balloons were for my neighbor. I walked them over to her, but when she answered the door, I was shocked to see she had a monkey.

Pandering and decide to throw them at her.