A man took his wife to the Calgary Stampede and one of the first exhibits they
stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her
husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This
bull mated 120 times last year. "The wife gave her husband a healthy jab
and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from
him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so
excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's
once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with
the same cow."



NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
and he should eventually make a full recovery.

Supposedly a true story, Cam, and here's the skinny on the Coolidge Effect.

The story goes that President and Mrs Coolidge were visiting a government farm in Kentucky one day and after arrival were taken off on separate tours. When Mrs Coolidge passed the chicken pens she paused to ask her guide how often the rooster could be expected to perform his duty. 'Dozens of times a day' was her guide's reply. She was most impressed by this and said, 'Please tell that to the President.' When the President was duly informed of the rooster's performance he was initially dumbfounded. Then a thought occurred to him. 'Was this with the same hen each time?' he inquired. 'Oh no, Mr President, a different one each time' was his host's reply. The President nodded slowly, smiled and said, ''Tell that to Mrs Coolidge!'

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A woman approached President Coolidge at a White House reception.

"Mr. President, I bet my sister I could get you to say more than two words!"

"You lose."

Seb
ROTFLMAO....now you've done it....given a scientific rationale for all the men in BT....I can heard it now all over North America...."Sorry babe...Coolidge Effect"

The Government (Canada, U.S. what's the difference) had a vast scrap yard in the middle of nowhere.

The Government said, "Someone may steal from the scrap yard at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then the Government said, "How can the watchman do his job without
instruction?" So they created a Human Resources Department and hired two
people; one person to write the job description and one person to do
time studies.

Then the Government said, "How will we know the night watchman is
performing the tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control
department and hired two people; one to do the studies and one to write
the reports.

Then the Government said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So
they created the following positions: a Time Keeper and a Payroll
Officer; then hired two more people to assist.

Then the Government said, "Who will be accountable for all of these
people?" So they created an Administrative Section and hired three
people: a Regional Director, a Manager and an Administrative Assistant.

Then the Government said, "We have had this organization in operation
for only one year and we are $28,000 over budget; we must cutback our
overall costs."

So they laid off the night watchman.

LOL!!

Dag Nabbit, Cam......

Now everyone will know why I'm Retired!!!!

ROFL

Bill